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		<title>Citations and Proof of Coming Zombie Apocalypse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The dead rising from their grave is not merely some Hollywood plot concocted by filmmakers with small budgets, nor is it a boastful claim used by voodoo priestesses during Bayou ceremonies. No, the dead rising has been prophesized for as long as the written word has existed. The following are cited as examples. 1. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie to English Basics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Concept of time having passed, discombobulation, sensitivity to sun and fluorescent light, no sense of direction, these are just a few of the problems facing any reanimated corpse. So, why add the frustration of a language barrier to their already existing obstacles? We ZILFers are here to provide you with the basic communication skills to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embrace Your Rotting Brethren</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ferd missed Woodstock, even though he hadn&#8217;t even been born when it happened. 40 years later, Ferd was prone to wearing tie-dyed t-shirts, bell-bottom pants and unmatched sandals to the college library where he worked as a book re-shelver. His iPod was full of peace, love, and the rock of the time; it was his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zebra, Zamboni lovers join growing movement to ban Zombie lovers from &#8220;Zilf&#8221; crowd.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By JESSE SLATE, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 5, 11:12 am ET TALLAHASSEE, Florida &#8212; Tempers are growing on both sides of the latest setback for zombie / living relationships, as various groups are vying for official ownership of the term &#34;ZILF.&#34; The notorious acronym, a variation of the term MILF (Mom I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Zaby &#8211; A Delicate Matter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As anticipation grows for the day when all can and will be loved, it is easy to lose track of a large portion of the population who, for whatever reasons, are childless for reasons beyond their control. Be it a matter of reproductive health, accident, or economic hardship, it is a difficult road to travel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Male Enhancement Drug Announced for ZILF Lovers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By CASPIAN M. NADIR, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Sun Oct 4, 4:22 pm ET NEW YORK, New York &#8212; Scientists today announced a revolutionary breakthrough in medications for sufferers of unique forms of impotency. Pfizer, inc. released this press statement: &#34;At Pfizer, we are in the business of helping people, no matter which walk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Convicted Pedophiles vow to stay away from Zombie Children</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By CASPIAN M. NADIR, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 5, 12:22 pm ET Washington, D.C.&#8211; Several dozen parolees and released convicts, sharing the crimes of pedophilia, incest or rape, took the steps of Congress Tuesday to make the timely vow to &#8216;Stay away from undead children&#8217;, in light of the past week&#8217;s announcement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Are You: Survivalist or Romantic?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We at ZILF realize that we are among a small (but ever-growing and unarguably more progressive) school of thought in regards to what many refer to as the Zombie Apocalypse. It is commonly perceived as a big scary time when humanity will have to fight for its very survival&#8230;yadda yadda yadda. Sorry to all of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ZILF Dating Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ZILF Dating Do’s and Don&#8217;ts by Emma Balmer Like job interviews, first dates can be incredibly stressful. There’s a self-imposed pressure to perform well, a need to make that great first impression, not to mention the volumes of unspoken rules. Unspoken rules change with each individual, but there are a several that can be seen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ZILF Facts vs. Myth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MYTH &#8211; Zombies are the walking dead spat out by Satan from the bowels of Hell. FACT &#8211; Zombies are human just like the rest of us (except that, at one point, they died), but who have now been reanimated due to apocalyptic circumstances beyond their control. In no means spat out by anyone, reanimated [...]]]></description>
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