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		<title>Scratch The Seventy Year Itch</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Harrison collected petition signatures by day, and cleaned the streets of vermin at night. He was a strong, silent type, prone to catchy phrases while stopping crime. But something was missing from this otherwise full life. It was a chance encounter at Forest Lawn late one night that changed his life forever.
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		<title>The King Calls To You</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Alice took some time before she finally packed up her things and left her job, fired after a mix up with the coffee maker and a grabby sheriff&#8217;s deputy. She had nowhere to go, no money to take her out of Memphis. She was a lovely girl, prone to attracting attention, but it always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embrace Your Rotting Brethren</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ferd missed Woodstock, even though he hadn&#8217;t even been born when it happened. 40 years later, Ferd was prone to wearing tie-dyed t-shirts, bell-bottom pants and unmatched sandals to the college library where he worked as a book re-shelver. His iPod was full of peace, love, and the rock of the time; it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holly Go Slightly: A Classy Dame for a Classy Guy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny was a lonely man, prone to drinking and playing pool for a dollar a game, down at the local dive. He listened to the Jukebox and wasted his quarters on Henry Mancini tunes while the world passed him by, until one day SHE came into his life.
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		<title>The Little Bastard is Back</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joelly drove the dark roads of Paso Robles, swerving through blind corners with a devil-may-care attitude that measured her life in minutes, not years. It had been 8 years since her older brother passed away, his spirit felt only when she came close to dying in her several skirmishes with the pavement. Her father&#8217;s Spyder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zebra, Zamboni lovers join growing movement to ban Zombie lovers from &#8220;Zilf&#8221; crowd.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By JESSE SLATE, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 5, 11:12 am ET
TALLAHASSEE, Florida &#8212; Tempers are growing on both sides of the latest setback for zombie / living relationships, as various groups are vying for official ownership of the term &#34;ZILF.&#34;
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		<title>Your Zaby &#8211; A Delicate Matter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As anticipation grows for the day when all can and will be loved, it is easy to lose track of a large portion of the population who, for whatever reasons, are childless for reasons beyond their control.
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		<title>New Male Enhancement Drug Announced for ZILF Lovers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By CASPIAN M. NADIR, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Sun Oct 4, 4:22 pm ET
NEW YORK, New York &#8212; Scientists today announced a revolutionary breakthrough in medications for sufferers of unique forms of impotency.
Pfizer, inc. released this press statement:
&#34;At Pfizer, we are in the business of helping people, no matter which walk of life, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Convicted Pedophiles vow to stay away from Zombie Children</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By CASPIAN M. NADIR, Zombie Associated Press Writer – Mon Oct 5, 12:22 pm ET
Washington, D.C.&#8211; Several dozen parolees and released convicts, sharing the crimes of pedophilia, incest or rape, took the steps of Congress Tuesday to make the timely vow to &#8216;Stay away from undead children&#8217;, in light of the past week&#8217;s announcement that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Are You: Survivalist or Romantic?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We at ZILF realize that we are among a small (but ever-growing and unarguably more progressive) school of thought in regards to what many refer to as the Zombie Apocalypse. It is commonly perceived as a big scary time when humanity will have to fight for its very survival&#8230;yadda yadda yadda. Sorry to all of [...]]]></description>
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