Scratch The Seventy Year Itch
February 25, 2010 by admin
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Harrison collected petition signatures by day, and cleaned the streets of vermin at night. He was a strong, silent type, prone to catchy phrases while stopping crime. But something was missing from this otherwise full life. It was a chance encounter at Forest Lawn late one night that changed his life forever.
After tying up the perps he’d caught desecrating the cemetery markers in the half-moon’s glow, he heard a faint moaning from one of the mausoleums. His fearless nature intact, he strode forth just in time to see a woman tumbling forth from the wall opening that she’d just clawed through. Rushing forward to help the woman up, he was struck by her pale skin and ghostly beauty, and felt his heart leap in a way he’d never felt before. As she stood proudly before him, twirling her shroud with rotting fingertips, Harrison discovered what had been eluding him all these years; he had pursued hundreds of criminals in the afterglow of the Los Angeles nightlife, but the time had finally come for the hunter to be captured by Love’s dark embrace.
Harrison went to her arms and his destiny.
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