Zombie to English Basics
July 8, 2009 by acrawley
Filed under Culture, Zombie To English Dictionary
 Concept of time having passed, discombobulation, sensitivity to sun and fluorescent light, no sense of direction, these are just a few of the problems facing any reanimated corpse. So, why add the frustration of a language barrier to their already existing obstacles? We ZILFers are here to provide you with the basic communication skills to ensure that you will be a functioning participant in the apocalypse. We hope that you find the zombie dictionary of valuable use in the days ahead. |
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Basics |
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| Naarrgghh | Hello | |
| Naaarrgghh | My name is…. | |
| Narrggh | Thank you | |
| Naarrgghhh | Pardon me | |
| Narggharrah | Food | |
| Narggggggh | Lovely evening/afternoon | |
| Narghh? | What year is this? | |
Common Zombie Terms and Phraseology |
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| Naarrgghh-gggh | Please, do not be afraid. I mean you no harm. | |
| Narggaghh-arr-Naarrrghhh? | I am a stranger in these parts. Might you direct me to the nearest interstate or public road? | |
| Narghh? Naarghah | What is that rotten smell? Oh, it is me. I must apologize. | |
| Naarrgghh-nargh-naarghhh-naaarg | Despite not having a working digestive tract, I am surprisingly famished. | |
| Naarrgghh-nar-naarg | I find you very appetizing. Sorry, I meant appealing. | |
| Narrghaaghha | This hole in my head makes everything sound like a wind tunnel. | |
| Naaarrghhh? Naarg | Has anyone seen an eyeball? No, it’s a blue one. | |
| *sigh* Narrghhar | *sigh* These tattered clothes will be the death of me yet. | |
| Naaaaaargh | I’m dying for a cigarette, but I have an inherent fear of fire. | |
| Naarghh-nar-narrg-naaaaargh-naraaag | I was lumbering by and paused a moment to pet your dog. I’m wondering if you could convince the little scamp to return my left arm. | |
| …Narrggggh-nargg- | …And so the second zombie says, ‘That rotting flesh is your wife!’ Gee, I sure do enjoy that joke. | |
| Naaarghhh? Narrg! | Wait, sushi is just raw fish? That’s disgusting! | |
Phrases For Dating |
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| Nnnnarrrrghhh | The dirt from the cemetery really brings out your eyes. | |
| Narghh-ghh-narg… | You look good enough to eat. Not literally, of course. Well, actually… | |
| Naaaarrgghh-nnnar | There was a time when champagne used to go to my head, but now it just drips onto the floor. | |
| Naarggh? Naarh | Do you mind paying? I was buried without a wallet/purse. | |
| Nargh-narrrrrg | I would like very much to kiss you, but I only have one lip. | |
| Naaarrrrrg…narghhh | Before we go any further, I should tell you…I have earth worms. | |
